Glee; Puckleberry.

1)      She Wants to Be Me by Busted.

"Hey look!" Rachel shouted to her boyfriend. She was strumming his guitar, and she was pretty good.

"Sounds nice," he said taking a seat next to her.

"Thanks," her smile was wide…too wide.

Puck frowned. "What are you thinking?"

"That you're older than me."

"Yea, so?"

"That is so hot."

With that Rachel Berry dropped Puck's guitar and grabbed him by the collar. Her lips slammed against his in a furry. She was all over him and…was he walking backwards? Suddenly his head hit the wall as she smiled into the kiss. When they broke apart Rachel ran her hands down his chest slowly and softly. He looked down expecting to see her berry's through her shirt, only she wasn't wearing her usual conservative-unless-you-know-how-to-look-at-it clothes. She was wearing his shirt, and not even one he had left at her house either! He remembered seeing it yesterday when his mom did a load of clothes.

"Did you take a shirt out of my drawer?" he asked, a little freaked out.

"Yea," she said still breathing heavily. "You like it?" Suddenly she squeezed his nipple ring. She bit her lip and closed her eyes.

"You ok?" He asked. Ok what is up with this chick?

"I got a nipple ring, just like you…wanna see?"




2) Song: Clean by Robbie Williams.

Rachel had never tried alcohol and she never wanted to. When she was little one of her dads had let her try a sip of his champagne, it was disgusting. Horrible, she couldn't understand why ANYONE would want to drink it, and as much as her dads did. Appalling.

So when she was offered some beer at a party she turned it down.  Puck or the boy who had offered it raised an eyebrow slowly.

"Seriously?" he slurred.

"Yes, I hate it."

By the time the party ended Rachel was sure she was only one who had not gotten completely hammered. She helped call taxis for everyone.



3) Can I have this Dance, HSM 3 soundtrack.

"Hey have you ever slow danced with anyone?" Puck asked Rachel, one day after rehearsal. She looked up from her bag and stared at him. Then she looked around and found that they were the only ones left in the practice room. She straightened up and fixed her skirt.

"Why?" she questioned. Of course she'd be suspicious, just last week he was slushieing her in the halls and now he was asking her to – if she danced? He shrugged and for some reason smiled. She stared, was Noah Puckerman ACTUALLY smiling at her?

"Well, I have to go to this cotillion thing…" Rachel's eyebrow flew up. "My mom ok…and they make you dance, and I just wanted to know if you would teach me some moves, so I don't look like an idiot..?"

"Um, ok, sure."

He smiled and bowed, "can I have this dance?" Rachel had to stop herself from literally falling back in shock.



4) Na Na by Superchick.

A crack echoed through the hall. Puck was seeing stars as his face pulsed. Rachel was standing in front of him breathing hard. "What. The. Fuck. Berry?" He asked as he turned back to her.

"Stop telling your pigheaded friends we're doing it in the auditorium. This is the fourth time I've told you, start listening to me or we're through," she replied and stormed out of the school, diva style, all she needed was a beat and people would have applauded.

Puck smiled. He saw her face and her lips moving, but all he heard was 'tell your friends…we're doing it in the auditorium…the fourth time…"



5) Far From Home by Vic Mignogna.

Europe was gorgeous, thought Rachel Berry as she took the bus around Paris. It was winter break and her dad's had brought her to Paris for the two weeks in the middle. Everything would be perfect, if it weren't for this longing she had for home, or more directly her boyfriend.

She called him almost every night, he always picked up in the same way, "There's my cherry," and you could just hear the smile on his face. The he'd ask, "where are you?"

And she'd reply "Far from you."

Now I have like 40 seconds and can't think of anything to write.



6) Far Away by Nickelback.

Rachel was walking down the hallway of her school. McKinley high had never felt so big. She kept a smile though; she had always smiled no matter what she was feeling. Suddenly she passed Finn and Quinn, so perfect for each other their names even rhymed. They were staring into each other eyes, so in love they wouldn't see her if she slammed someone into a locker.

Why was Rachel Berry so lonely and if you asked her, so desperately depressed? Noah Puckerman. The man who had broken her heart and left. Dropped everything and walked away. From her from school from Glee. No one had seen him in weeks.

Rachel, sick of seeing the goo goo eyes in the hall, took a detour and found herself in the Glee room.



7) Get up by Superchick.

Rachel had decided to exercise outside. I mean why not it was sunny, for the first time in forever in the little town of Lima Ohio. So she started running around the McKinley track. It wasn't long before she was being lapped by the track team, or being pushed by the cheerleader also making rounds. She continued anyway, desperate for a mile. Just then someone stuck their foot out and tripped. Rachel performed a full flip and landed flat on her face. They were half way around the track by the time she stood up and looked for a face to punch. She sighed, dusted herself off and started running again, slower this time. Just 3 more, she thought.

Before she was half way done the hockey team was doing laps. They jeered and called her mean names. One even slowed down to her pace to slap her butt. But she kept on going. Just 2 more, she thought.

Ten minutes in she was on her 3rd lap. She was shocked when the soccer girls came on to the field. Seriously, how many teams does this school have? Everyone knew to stay clear of the soccer girls, they were cruel and the buffest chicks apart the steroid pumpin softballers. Rachel, the Gleek, Berry flinched every time one of them past her, one extremely large girl came so close Rachel could smell her after shave, which only made her more nervous, but she kept on running, slowly so that the girls would have to almost stop in order to taunt her. At last the coach called out last lap and there was cheering among the girls. Thirty seconds later someone called her name, Rachel smiled and looked up just in to see a girl who looked to be twice her size. The girl smiled and before Rachel knew it, she was on the ground again with a mouth full of dirt. This time she didn't want to stand up, she didn't even want to move.  So she didn't, she sat there and spit out the dirt. She didn't know how long she had been lying in the dirt, but when she opened her eyes again it was dark. She sat up and realized how pathetic she must have looked; cheek against the earth, body still and pressing against the ground. She was surprised no one called the cops about a dead body on the field.  She sat up and looked around…but that was no use there was no one in sight. Speaking of sight it was deteriorating fast.

"Need some help?" Rachel jumped at the voice in the dark. She turned to see Noah Puckerman. "Get up, Berry, I'll drive you home."



8) Super Trouper by Superchick.

"I give up; obviously I'm not going to get to where I want to be. I mean you know what I should just face it. I LIVE IN LIMA OHIO! If there were a worse place for star quality…well let's just say there isn't one. So go ahead, give my solo away, no one will notice!" Rachel shouted at Mr. Shue. He opened his mouth. "No, don't try to talk. I get it, you realized it before I could get the silly idea that I could GO places out of my head. Just give me the back up and I'll be on my way."

After she stormed out Rachel didn't talk to anyone in Glee for a week. She didn't talk to anyone or sing, or even look them in the eye.

Finally after two weeks someone took her by to arm and looked into her dull eyes and said "Rachel Berry, get over this, you are amazing!  Now be our star again damn it!" Puck shouted.



9) Song: Feel by Robbie Williams.

Puck awoke with a start. He'd had many dreams in his life but this definitely was the weirdest. He had been sitting in a desk doing homework – he should have realized right there he was dreaming – when suddenly Santana walked in. He had smiled and pushed the chair back and motioned for her to come closer. She smirked and knelt down in front of him. Soon she was doing her business. Puck relaxed back into the chair and smiled. After a couple minutes he sat up and looked down at her. She was doing all the things she usually did, only he couldn't wasn't having the right reaction. It was like he was numb. She looked up at him, her face frowning.

That's when he woke up.


10) Animals by Nickelback. (HA well at least this one won't be hard.)

"Rachel Berry, stop pulling me like I'm a gear shift and do- AH….that. Oh. God. Do. That!"

Suddenly there was a knock on the side of the car. Puck tensed up, but Rachel didn't stop. He smiled and rolled down the window.  A cop stood outside the window leaning down slightly. He was a standard issue cop; buff, sharp brow and Puck noticed a gun tucked into a holder on his belt. He looked embarrassed and Puck stared at him annoyed. "B-be safe kids," he said, winked at Puck and turned to leave. Puck thankfully rolled up the tinted window.

"Oh my God," Puck sighed.

At that moment as if the Gods were answering another knock sounded. Jeez get a life, Puck thought as he glanced at Rachel's head. He rolled down the window quicker this time, and when he did he severely wished he didn't.

Standing angrily outside the car were Rachel's dads.

"Rachel grab the keys."